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Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

The time is always right to do what is right
-MLK Jr.

I'm not saying your stupid, its just that you got bad luck when it comes to thinkin
-lots of people

the people who really suck know who they are and they have to live with themselves
-James Markham

reality is the other person’s idea of how things should be
- John M. Shanahan

only dead fish swim with the current
- James Markham

it is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end
- Leonardo da Vinci

you have to plan for success, it wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark
- Howard Ruff

no man is rich enough to buy back his past
- Oscar Wilde ( love this one)

opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect
- Herbert Spencer

i am more afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion than an army of lions led by a sheep
- Charles Maurice

doors don’t slam open
- John M. Shanahan

never mistake motion for action
- Ernest Hemingway

man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them
- Samuel Butler

you can never plan the future by the past
- Edmund Burke

if you pick up a dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the main difference between a dog and a man
- Mark Twain

you may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try
- Beverly Sills

we will either find a way or make one
- Hannibal

i can’t give you the formula for success, but i know the formula for failure…trying to please everyone
- Herbert Bayard Swope

whoever gossips to you will gossip of you
- Spanish Proverb

the devils boots don’t creak
- Scottish Proverb

clear your mind of can’t
- Dr. Samuel Johnson

kill a man, and you are a murderer, kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer, kill everyone and you are a god
- Theognis

luck is infatuated with the prepared
- Persian Proverb

necessity never made a good bargain
- Benjamin Franklin

a guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year
- Polish Proverb

fortune and success favors the bold but abandons the timid
- Latin Proverb

a synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one
- Baltasar Gracian

being defeated is temporary. giving up is what makes it permanent
- Marlene dos Savant

a good player plays where the puck is, a great player plays where the puck is going to be
- Wayne Gretzky

a man is as faithful as his options
- Chris Rock

behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
- Jim Carrey

roses are red, violets are blue, i’m schizophrenic, and so am i
- Bill Murray

baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical
- Yogi Berra

when you come to a fork in the road, take it
- Yogi Berra

askhole - a person who constantly asks your advice, but always does the opposite of what you told them

there are only 3 things women need in life: food, water and compliments.
- Chris Rock

women are cursed and men are the proof
- Roseanne

all women are crazy and all men are stupid, and the reason all women are crazy is because all men are stupid
- George Carlin

my wife and i were happy for 20 years - then we met
- Rodney Dangerfield

i love you like a fat kid loves cake

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. after 3 it should default to “unstable”

be a yardstick of quality. some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence is expected
- Steve Jobs

innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower
- Steve Jobs

if you aren’t going all the way, why go at all?
- Joe Namath

there may be people who have more talent than you, but there’s no excuse for anyone to work harder than you do
- Derek Jeter

success is where preparation and opportunity meet
- Bobby Unser

if winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?
- Vince Lombardi

don’t keep a man guessing for too long, he’ll find the answer somewhere else
- Mae West

i love being married. it’s so great to find that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
- Rita Rudner

you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
- Wayne Gretzky

whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right
- Henry Ford

the question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me
- Ayn Rand

i would rather die of passion than boredom
- Vincent Van Gogh

decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it

there is a difference between giving up, and knowing when you have had enough

can all your worries add a single moment to your life? Matthew 6:27

i tried to drown my sorrows but the bastards learned how to swim
- Frida Kahle

the two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why
- Mark Twain

it’s better to look back and say “i can’t believe i did that” than to look back and say “i wish i did that”

when a woman says “what?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you..she’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you

making a big life change is scary. but, know what’s ever scarier? regret

don’t look back. you’re not going that way

doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will

don’t ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance and my kindness for weakness

i’m not telling you it’s going to be easy, i’m telling you it’s going to be worth it

don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, i am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me. weak is not what you will remember about me
- Al Capone

if it’s important to you, you will find a way. if not you’ll find an excuse

sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory -Dr Seuss

whatever you are, be a good one
- Abraham Lincoln

the secret of change is to focus all your energy, not on fighting the old, but building on the new
- Socrates

i have no special talent, i am only passionately curious
- Albert Einstein

tough times don’t last, tough people do

if you’re not willing to risk it all then you don’t want it bad enough

remember to always be yourself. unless you suck

i have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order…..as they should be

never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary
- Oscar Wilde

i like to make people comfortable with being uncomfortable
- James Markham

i don’t care what you think of me, cuz it can’t be half as bad as what i think of you

what screws us up in life is the picture in our head of how it’s supposed to be

true love is waking up next to your partner and thinking, “i could smother them in their sleep or make breakfast….sigh, pancakes it is”

time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters

you are free to choose, but you are not free from the consequences of your choice

do or not do. there is no try
- Yoda

i would challenge you to a battle of wits, but i can see that you are unarmed
- William Shakespeare

we either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. the amount of work is the same
- Carlos Castaneda

the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, and the stupid ones are full of confidence

i’m only responsible for what i say not for what you understand

airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls, the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches

chivalry isn’t dead, it just followed wherever being lady-like went

some people really suck. avoid them

your past is just a story. once you realize this, it has no power over you

what would you do if you weren’t afraid?

why is it called beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll?

i love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because i’m still looking for ideas

don’t be upset by the results you didn’t get with the work you didn’t do

everything happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions

never put off ’til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel

life is hard; it’s even harder if you’re stupid

i’d rather have an honest enemy than a fake friend

dear inventor of tampons, how awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?

we met for a reason, either you’re a blessing or a lesson

when you come out of the storm you won’t be the same person that walked in. that’s what the storm is all about

whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you

if someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream

someone else is happy with less than you have

become wildly successful without becoming a jerk no one likes

it’s funny how when i’m loud people tell me to be quiet. but when i’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me

be sure to taste your words before you spit them out

people who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest & trustworthy, human behavioral studies suggest

friends ask you why you’re crying..best friends already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry

everything you want is on the other side of fear

good things come to those who work their butts off and never give up

some people are like clouds. once they are gone, it’s a beautiful day

texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean

every exit is an entrance to somewhere else

if you want to be out front, then act as if you’re behind
- Lao Tzu

when your past calls, don’t answer. it has nothing new to say

amazing people don’t just happen

hangry - showing or having a strong feeling of annoyance or hostility caused by lack of food

do your thing and don’t care if they like it
- Tina Fey

wish me luck in the olympics…..just kidding..…i’m on my fourth cupcake

my therapist thinks i’m too judgmental, but that’s because he’s an idiot

i can accept failure, but i can’t accept not trying
- Michael Jordan

somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe…i think you owe it an apology

try. learn. improve. repeat.

never forget who was there for you when no one else was

i love everybody. some i love to be around. some i love to avoid and others i’d love to punch them in the face

i tried to be normal once. worst two minutes of my life

camping: where you spend a fortune to live like a homeless person

respect your parents….they passed school without google

after tuesday even the calendar goes WTF

common sense is like deodorant. the people who need it most never use it

i don’t have an attitude problem. you have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem

i am learning to trust the journey even when i don’t understand it

once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you

don’t ever wrestle with a pig. you’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it

you can learn a lot from your mistakes when you aren’t busy denying them

i’m not saying your stupid, it’s just you have bad luck when it comes to thinking

everyone is entitled to their opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid

imitation is the sincerest form of being annoying

do you ever see the first sentence of a text message and just think “i do not have time for this”

don’t blame the holidays….you were fat in August

i have officially run out of excuses…i will likely be a little late because of who i am as a person

we’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault

never mistake my silence for weakness. no one plans a murder out loud

here is a list of ways to win an argument with a woman

you are what you do, not what you say you’ll do

success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm

my doctor asked me if any members of my family suffered from insanity, i told him no, we all seemed to enjoy it

there is no need to repeat yourself. i ignored you just fine the first time

my favorite part of winter is watching it on tv from san diego